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Fish 1: I wonder why the water gets more polluted lately.
Fish 2: ‘Coz you talk a lot lately.
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Puppy Training
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Turkey: Good doggy. Don’t forget that’s pork not turkey meat, okay?
Puppy: (Thoughts of a turkey dish)
Turkey: Oh, boy! I guess you ain’t smart after all…
Bubbly Talk
Rumors on the King
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Rabbit: Rumors say that the lion king sends bananas to the monkey he likes…
Cat: Impossible.Monkey king doesn’t fit him.
Rabbit: Well.. He also sends flowers to the cute panda daily. They say the king fancies the panda too..
Cat: Not true. Cute or not, she can’t sing hakuna matata.
Rabbit: I know. But the truth is, they just covered the story about the king’s new son. A liger was born just a few moments ago.
Cat: What! I have a new brother?!
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